Faggots Are Women: FAW BC

What was before FAW? The Cuntinental Drift did indeedy shatter our primordial oozenis, leaving the lezabeen and the muscle queen and the Ancient Dollerian and the FLINTA-gayguy unintelligibly screeching past each other On Top the Tower of Beadel. And yet, we did for certainly found the goop in each other—someone must needs have Carried you here, Before Carry Era. Long before we gurned out the first Sermon on the Munt, there were clockable foresigns of this rough Beast of an egg of a world squelching towards Butchleham to be cracked. Before settled fagriculture, the crypto-overground, the 72-hour no-woman bender; Before intercommunal eye contacts were disillegalized; Before we rubbed two [sticks] together and discovered flaming & s*sterhood. Xirstorical Masherialism may be a Science, but what built youristorical give? If the history of all hitherto existing parties is the history of class & stwuggle, then which side helped you on? On which veined-up marble pillars were you, homeaux, erected? Durst we find the Missing Sneaky Link who made our bed rock? Dig we out our heaping evolutionary kinship lines—the pulsating gyrations of the ggotry, the traineerie, the nunbinarism, the lesbi—and ask, verily, “whose dink is this”? Mayst we affear not to screech: “Stop the dialectic—I wanna get off!” Moodsetta Stone: The LIRR to Babylon; Pangia Gunn; Unter Chá; deadnaming Saul; the Carry Kingdom; Pharussies; Casae Dīvae; waders in the Dreamhouse basement aqueduct; they done already had gone on foreverses; Wilma FLINTAstone; Clurb Foricae; hunty gathering in the Happyfun backyord; old-way ancient-city style; Old Testament serotonin crashouts; Bath Salts (also old way); when that Hole-o-cene starts Northgrippian; pre-schismatic Krewe of Witches; cunteiform; Vestal Virgin Roberta Bobbie; Proto-Indo-Euro-Teain’; Silk Old Man Hole Road; No-man Holiday; Elagabalus gangbung; Papyrus napkin toss; The Queendom of Jush; hieroglyphic vocal stim; Stoned Butch Wall-Henge; Brick Age; my poosay abhors a vacuum; Neo-lit-ick; Katie’s Metro Queeraoke Dynasty; Indus River fishing; Hierophant Assault and Principissa Di; Neanderthease; gay orphans Saturnalia; the last generator parties in the Vale; Criopatra crowdsurfing Mood Ring Body Hack; radical geography reading goop for some reason; tablet hole pics; Renegoon; messy po’tamin’ ya; the Pinko Party; Poor Boys Kundamine Truck; nomadic party hoppers; Mitochondrial Deev; Xerxes’ salad; Season One vaseline lens; Moses’ 10 Commandment crushers; Zaggurts and Gunē; Thenadays bathroom cave drawing; pottery going viral; the Fore-Papis at One Last Shang; Cybele vouching for her eunuch priestlets at the FAW portico; Feelin’ Feelin’ sunrise over the Ezekiel grains; no Adam’s apple in sight because the neck is giving Eve; Gay Sheaster assid flashbacks; coming-thru-consciousness at the creek; is Hot Fruit paleo?; dogpark rager to skatepark bacchanal; spooky Enkidu trade; Madonna; being a Problem in Miss Ishtar’s irrigation class; Maenads beating Pentheussica down; Flighty Hermaphroditey; and mammoths, of course. The Four-and-a-Half Sages: Bézier Will Automagic Madre Guía Mother Daughter Dance (TT & Ryker) Oracular Thrashings: Visqueen To get past the Door Sphinx, know her riddles have simple answers: “Be Woman. Bring Woman. Come Dressed.” She is stone-titty serious about this, but not much else. In the beginning, there was the girls. But whence came you? Your ever-gushing Rivers of Sisterhood, Fagwis &re Wombphwaetes