Jeanie Crystal & The Greyhound present: JC LOVES U:

***FREE ENTRY*** Call to worship, calling all sinners, saints, and those on the edge of redemption. Our Lord and Saviour JC has risen in the most unholy of unholiest places to save your souls… or at least make you dance with the devil. Shine Jeanie Shiiiiiiine (has to be read in hymn)! We’re here to let you know that every 1st Sunday of the month, Jeanie Crystal your devoted high priestess of chaos, purveyor of punk prophecy, and guardian of all things gloriously unhinged will be holding testimony to a series of holy communions at our very own. Because she LOVES YOU (and maybe a little bit of your damnation too). The sacred ritual stays the same, curated and hosted by Jeanie herself, showcasing a lineup of sleazy saints, punk prophets, and hardcore ministers who will tempt and tantalise your senses in equal measure. Bringing in the May wildflowers, this first communion lands on 3rd May with. Antigone The Weird Weather Underground Dolly Dolly The Havocks …before closing with a Pub DJ set from JC herself, for the last alter calls. Doors at 7pm, it’s a bank holiday, so you call it. Get with the sermon, give your benediction, and most importantly, plead for all the blasphemy and sins you’ve released into the ether. Because remember, my little EVILangelicals… always look on the bright side of life.