WEDGEY

She yanked it up, laughed in our faces, and now look what she made of us: faggy, filthy, sexy idiots bouncing to stupid, pumping house all night at Ficken3000 and begging for it higher. WEDGEY is EDGE’s stupid trashy house party for sluts raised by that one ugly bitch with a mean grip on our underwear. Cum early, stay stupid late, and let WEDGEY ride up until every last straight thought gets bullied out of you.