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Hast du deine Bikini? Well...we'll see about that. Bring it along to Klittag, Berlin's infamous open air daytime tiki party, you'll need it! (One bikini must be handed in at the gate for entry and will only be returned upon a unanimous vote by the DJs and promoter). Kick back on the asphalt and enjoy our large, burning man style bonfire, sauna, multiple charcoal pit grilling stations (bring your own meat, meat will not be provided), and of course TIKI TORCHES! If you've never been to Magaluf, DJ Clit Edging will bring the island experience right to ya here in Berlin on site! You better not miss this time! Everyone in attendance must film AND POST at least one instagram reel that includes multiple emojis. Camera rolls will be checked upon exit (and entry too, fuck it, just to see if you have anything interesting). Things which will not be allowed in the space: -sunglasses -beach towels or blankets of any kind -flip flops or any type of footwear that covers the soles of the feet -any type of UV protection whatsoever other than sheer genetic willpower. THIS MEANS: no sunblock, sunscreen, tanning oil (you will be sniffed by a canine unit and swiped with a white satin glove at the gate), umbrellas, hats, coverups, fuckin...what are those things called...sarongs? Doesnt matter i'll know it when i see it. -cooling instruments such as fans, ice, water, or any type of spray bottle (no matter how caustic its contents. there is no argument to be made.) -physically fit and/or good looking people (we had enough of those motherfuckers at Klitnacht) -Piña Coladas (this policy will be VERY strictly enforced by the ordnungstadtpolizei or however you pronounce it, who have been invited to erect an inspection box next to the unisex urinal trough and to provide plainbikini officers to intermingle with guests and interdict any illicit trinkmixes). -everyone must smoke at LEAST one cigarette at the door as part of the entry evaluation. And a real one, no slims or lights or whatever the fuck. These will not be provided. You will have to ask the person behind you in line for a cigarette. If you're last in line you have to wait for the next party i guess bro. shoulda taken an uber -smoking and vaping are, however, prohibited INSIDE this open air venue. Therefore, any cigarettes (especially camel blue or parliament), tobacco items like rolling papers (including 5-100 euro notes, trust me I've tried it in a pinch too so i know your tricks) and certain drugs that i like will be confiscated upon entry. Oh and i guess vapes too just because I can. Ill donate em or something. Maybe the last guy in line will want one while we're in DJ Clit Edging's Ferrari on the way to Kreuzwerk Things which will be for sale at the merch booth: -various sizes and shapes of refractive and reflective lenses, like magnifying glasses, telescope mirrors, etc. -wristwatches -highly reflective dangly jewelry that like spins around and shit -laser pointers -FINALLY your prayers have been answered...we are going CASHLESS!!! @_@ ^~^ ♡_♡ QR token A will be obtained at the designated area in exchange for various pieces of biometric data such as fingerprints and retinal scans, heart/breathing rate, etc. These QR tokens may be exchanged for NFTs of another party-goer's vital signs or physical features taken at the exact moment of the NFT's creation! The NFTs will be available (with ONLY a 1 euro cup deposit) on our proprietary app, which you may download at your convenience (but not on our wifi, which is only for staff). There's also no guest wifi in the space, but there's a spätkauf conveniently located at the end of the block with an unlocked printer you can get one little wifi arc on if you stand in the right spot. Anyway, these NFTs can be used to purchase mulled wine, hot toddies, etc. from the bar. You will receive a small plastic token with another QR code (QR token B) to represent your 4 euro cup deposit, which both you and the bartender must scan with your phones and the house POS system to confirm both the return of your blue solo cup to the bar and the bartender's proper placement of it in its pin code locked individual storage location, at which point your cumulative deposits will be placed in an escrow account (Represented by QR token D) until the party is over in case you neglect to return even a single solo cup to the bar (the interest from the escrow account [QR token E], we can all squabble over for years after the party is over like demons instead of going through arbitration). Superconvenient :). Please be aware: once you're inside, you may not leave until the party has ended. The gates will be locked from the outside at sunrise and then opened and peeked through cautiously by the promoter at sunset with the key still in the lock until we're sure everyone had a great time. This means you will be in the sun from sunrise to sunset. Please plan accordingly. The first DJ will press play on an ipod shuffle and then go out the gate juuuust before sunrise to grab a cigarette and uhhh some umm...free water for everyone... Music will be mostly bass boosted youtube mixes so all the DJs can get gigs at 4 of the 5 floors at Sisyphos RSVP by hugging DJ Clit Edging if you see him in the street ♡ *kiss* ♡ thschüüüsse~~